A Christmas Gift
November 30, 2009
I have decided what I want for Christmas.
I would like a chin.
Right now it’s neck then face, no chin, no jaw line.
So that is what I want from Santa, a jaw line
Under the weather
November 24, 2009
I woke up with a little bit of a sore throat and runny nose today. I usally have a stuffy head in the morning so I wasn’t too worried, until I went to the grocery store.
I bought funyuns.
Funyuns mean I am getting sick. When I crave Funyuns, a good old-fashion cold is coming on, because let’s face facts, you have to be either sick or stoned to want Funyuns.
I have no idea what this means
November 19, 2009
I woke up this morning with the Creepy Crawlers theme song stuck in my head.
For those who don’t know the tune here’s a link
I have no idea what that means.
K Tuttle
No stupid questions, just stupid people.
November 18, 2009
I overheard an attractive New York Jew talking to a valet today. She was looking for someplace to excercise. She asked which way to walk when leaving the hotel, right or left, if it was a safe section of town, landmarks to look for and all that stuff. She then asked where the closest park was.
The name of our hotel is Mansion on Forsyth Park.
She was on our front drive.
Facing the park.
And people wonder why I’m misanthropic.
K Tuttle
